"I Don’t Even Know Why This Exists, But It Does And It’s In My House And I Have a Spoon"

John Scalzi discovers the wonders of Biscoff Spread:

Seriously, I don’t know what evil genius said “I know, we’ll take a cookie and make apaste out of it and then put it in a jar,” but whoever you are, sir or madam, you are diabolical and I salute you. Because, holy crap, this stuff is amazing. If you gave me a jar of this and a multivitamin, I would be set for the day. Yes, yes, I am twelve. So what.

A similar product is also available from Trader Joe's as "Speculoos Cookie Butter". This stuff is SERIOUSLY evil. And very, very tasty.